16> During stand-up routine, Jerry cracks first joke about nothing and proceeds to laugh uncontrollably for 22 minutes. 15> He stays in his basement office, always babbling about aliens and conspiracies, and completely ignores his gorgeous red-headed female partner. 14> This Urkel guy is actually pretty funny. (Oops! That's a sign I've been smoking pot.) 13> Tim's project this week on "Home Improvement?" How to turn 3 bucks worth of PVC piping into a monster bong. 12> Has new theme song: "I love you, you love me. Let's get nekkid and smoke some weed." 11> The interns are referring to him as "Doobie Howser, MD." 10> Tim McCarver is screaming from the booth for the baseball game to "slow down!" 9> Every Sunday, Andy's doin' the same damn topic: "Didja Ever Wonder Why Potato Chips Taste So Good?" 8> Overcome by the munchies, the Coyote finally quits chasing the Roadrunner and heads to 7-11 for a burrito. 7> Old catchphrase, "Oh my God! They killed Kenny!" now replaced with "Bummer, dude." 6> Dr. Green and Dr. Ross call for "Doritos to Trauma 3, stat!" 5> Sherman and Mr. Peabody are frolicking in 1865, but the Wayback Machine's not even plugged in. 4> Star of special refuses to submit urine sample in "You're Suspended, Charlie Brown!" 3> Samantha's so stoned, she doesn't even realize they switched Darrens on her. 2> Three Words: "Suddenly Shit-Faced" and Top5's Number 1 Sign Your Favorite TV Character Smokes Pot... 1> "Willlllbur, I need some papers."