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The Tale Of "Just Fred"

Discussion in 'Jokes and Humour' started by MadStu, Jan 16, 2008.

  1. A cop stops a car for travelling faster than the posted speed limit.

    He asks the man his name.

    "Fred," he replies.

    Fred what?" the officer asks.

    "Just Fred," the man responds.

    The officer is in a good mood, doesn't smell alcohol, and thinks he might just give the fellow a break and write him out a warning instead of a ticket. So the officer then presses him for the last name. The man tells

    him that he used to have a last name but lost it. The officer thinks that he has a nut case on his hands but plays along with it.

    "Tell me, Fred, how did you lose your last name?"

    The man replies, "It's a long story, so stay with me." I was born

    Fred Dingaling...I know...a funny last name. The kids used to tease me all

    the time. So I stayed to myself, studied hard, and got good grades. When I got older I realized that I wanted to be a doctor. I went through college, medical school, internship, residency, and finally got my degree, so I was Fred Dingaling, MD.

    "After a while I got bored being a doctor, so I decided to go back

    to school. Dentistry was my dream! Got all the way through school, got my

    degree, so then I was Fred Dingaling, MD, DDS

    "Got bored doing dentistry, so I started fooling around with my

    assistant and she gave me VD. So now I was Fred Dingaling, MD, DDS, with

    VD. Well, the ADA found out about the VD, so they took away my DDS. Then

    I was Fred Dingaling, MD with VD. Then the AMA found out about the ADA taking

    away my DDS because of the VD, so they took away my MD, leaving me as

    Fred Dingaling with VD. Then the VD took away my Dingaling, so now I am just


    The officer walked away in tears, laughing.
  2. that was awesome :LOL: :LOL: :LOL: