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The stuff that turns you on....

Discussion in 'Jokes and Humour' started by Kraven, May 4, 2006.

  1. There sure are some weirdos out there

    ***NWS for the website(No nudity just talks about sex a lot :LOL: )***

    Emetophilia is the arousal from vomit or vomiting.
    Siderodromophilia: The arousal from riding in trains.
    Anasteemaphilia: The attraction to a person because of a difference in height.
    Crematistophilia is the arousal from being charged for sex.
    Dacryphilia is the arousal from seeing tears in the eyes of a partner.
    Oculolintus is the act of licking a partner's eyeball. :?
    Nasophilia is the arousal from the sight, touch, licking, or sucking of a partner’s nose.
    Sacofricosis, is the practice of cutting a hole in the bottom of a front pants pocket in order to masturbate in public with less risk of detection.
    Taphephilia is the arousal from being buried alive.
    Formicophila is the enjoyment of the use of insects for sexual purposes.
    Dendrophilia is a sexual attraction to trees. :LOL:
    Agalmatophilia is an attractions to statues or mannequins.
    Plushophilia is the attraction to stuff animals or the act of intercourse with a stuffed animal. :shock:
  2. PMSL...

    "Seventy percent of women would rather have chocolate than sex. (Poll taken in a 1995 popular women’s magazine)."
  3. So how many out of 14 do I need to score before I'm considered weird?

  4. Cute Girls on R1's , yeeerrrr , oops that was not the question. :-w :bolt:
  5. HAHA, oh yeah those headless mannequins DAMN they turn me on :|
  6. So THAT explains the Greens Party :LOL:
  7. Completely Normal, when you're aroused by going over 270km/h.
  8. or 230km/h if you're naked.
    is there a word for that?
  9. Just don't try it with a praying mantis, she'll try to rip your head off after the event :)

    Seriously though, I would like to know... how in God's name would you use an insect for sexual purpose?
  10. From some of the over-compensating that goes on in here, I would think it would be a case of appropriate scale of parts involved.
  11. hahaha
    imagine a real real real fat girl/guy on a R1 doing that kinda speeds
    kinda kills the moment hey
    *look at that flubber flap*
    :LOL: :LOL:
  12. Emetophilia

    all freaks !!
  13. Is there one called "caffienatophilia" for members of a particular motorcycle forum?

  14. Like this?

    Warning disturbing image, do not look if you have eaten in the last fifteen minutes or intend to eat in the next half hour.http://www.killoggs.com/getdata.php?image_id=9049
    *not work friendly*
  15. I case anyone couldn't get that link i posted to work, just click up the top in the http://www.killoggs part and press enter. :wink:
    Don't forget it's only for those with strong stomachs.
  16. Thats understandable.... They dont talk too much, complain, nag and they have better bodies than 85% of the women walking around these days... :LOL:

  17. Touche, any single mannequins out there :LOL: