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the Snake and the Bunny

Discussion in 'Jokes and Humour' at netrider.net.au started by echoball, Feb 17, 2006.

  1. :cool:

    Once upon a time, in a nice little forest, there lived an orphaned bunny
    and an orphaned snake.
    By a surprising coincidence, both were blind from birth.
    One day, the bunny was hopping through the forest, and the snake was
    slithering through the forest, when the bunny tripped over the snake and
    fell down.
    This, of course, knocked the snake about quite a bit.

    "Oh, my," said the bunny, "I'm terribly sorry. I didn't mean to hurt you.
    I've been blind since birth, so, I can't see where I'm going.
    I'm also an orphan, I don't even know what I am."
    It's quite ok," replied the snake. "Actually, my story is the same as yours
    I've been blind since birth, and also never knew my mother.

    Tell you what, maybe I could slither all over you, and work out what you
    are so at least you'll know what you have going for you"
    "That would be wonderful, replied the bunny, so the snake slithered all
    over the bunny and said,
    Well you're covered with soft fur, you have long ears, your nose twitches,
    and you have a soft cottony tail.
    I'd say that you must be a bunny rabbit."

    "Oh, thank you, thank you," cried the bunny, in obvious excitement.
    The bunny suggested to the snake,
    "Maybe I could feel you all over with my paw, and help you the same way
    that you've helped me."
    So the bunny felt the snake all over, and remarked,
    "Well, you're smooth and slippery and have a forked tongue, no backbone and
    no balls....
    I'd say you must be either a team leader, supervisor or possibly someone in
    higher management".....
  2. hahahah classic stuff lol
    if only i could send that off to all management at work lol
    :LOL: :LOL: :LOL:
  3. I never knew snakes were invertibrates...
  4. But snakes have a backbone!
  5. They do, Josh, but one of the pre-requisites of a middle management job is that you have to have it removed :LOL:
  6. good joke as for the snakes have a backbone cmon its a joke and we all know management dont got backbones