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The Sex Frog

Discussion in 'Jokes and Humour' started by gsxr1000, Mar 31, 2005.

  1. A beautiful, well endowed, young lady, goes to her Local pet store in search
    of an exotic pet. She spots a box full of frogs.

    The sign says: "Sex Frogs...Only $20 each! Money Back Guarantee! (Comes with
    complete instructions.)"

    The girl excitedly looks around to see if anybody's watching her and
    whispers softly to the man behind the counter, "I'll take one."

    As soon as she closes the door to her apartment, she reads the instructions

    1. Take a shower
    2. Splash on some nice smelling perfume
    3. Slip into a very sexy teddy
    4. Crawl into bed and place the frog on the bed

    Following the instructions exactly, she quickly gets into bed with the frog.

    Nothing happens. The girl is totally frustrated and quite upset. She rereads
    the instructions and notices at the bottom of the paper, "If you have any
    problems or questions, please call the pet store."

    She calls and is told by the salesman, "I had some complaints earlier today.
    I'll be right over." Within five minutes he is ringing her doorbell and is
    welcomed in.

    "See, I've done everything according to the instructions and the damn thing
    just sits there."

    He picks up the frog, stares directly into its eyes. "Listen to me, froggy.
    I'm only going to show you how to do this one more time!"
  2. he he he :LOL: Very good :D
  3. I like it, I like it a lot
  4. Ha! let's see him give the demo if a fat. old biatch buys one :shock:
  5. lmao, :LOL: :LOL: :LOL:

    Short message only
  6. thats a classic :LOL: