Two old guys, one 80 and one 87, were sitting on their usual park bench one morning. The 87 year old just finished his morning jog and wasn't even short of breath. The 80 year old was amazed at his friend's stamina and asked him what he did to have so much energy. The 87 year old said, "Well, I eat rye bread every day. It keeps your energy level high and you'll have great stamina with the ladies." So, on the way home, the 80 year old stopped at the bakery. As he was looking around, a lady asked if he needed any help. He said, "Do you have any rye bread?" She said, "Yes, there's a whole shelf of it. Would you like some?" He said, "I want five loaves." She said, "My goodness, five loaves ? By the time you get to the fifth loaf, it'll be hard !" He replied, "I can't believe it, everybody but me already knew about this shit!!!"