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The Screw

Discussion in 'Jokes and Humour' at netrider.net.au started by Milos, Dec 6, 2005.

  1. It's the Spring of 1957 and Bobby goes to pick up his date. He's a
    pretty hip guy with his own car. When he goes to the front door, the
    girl's father answers and invites him in. "Carrie's not ready yet, so
    why don't you have a seat?" he says.

    "That's cool," says Bobby.

    Carrie's father asks Bobby what they're planning to do. Bobby replies,
    politely, that they will probably just go to the soda shop or a movie.
    Carrie's father responds, "Why don't you two go out and screw, I hear all
    the kids are doing it."

    Naturally, this comes as quite a surprise to Bobby. So, he asks Carrie's
    father to repeat it. "Yeah," says Carrie's father, "Carrie really likes
    to screw; she'll screw all night if we let her!"

    Well, this just made Bobby's eyes light up, and his plan for the evening
    was beginning to look pretty good. A few minutes later, Carrie comes
    downstairs in her little poodle skirt, and announces that she's ready to
    go. Almost breathless with anticipation, Bobby escorts his date out the
    front door.

    About 20 minutes later, Carrie rushes back into the house, slams the door
    behind her, and screams at her father, "DAMN IT, daddy! It's called THE
  2. love it. Good one!!!
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  5. PM biach :p
  6. Don't think so! The jokes were via email!

    Besides you couldn't have sent it, it was funny! :p
  7. Hmmmm,
    IIRC "The Twist" was written and recorded in by Hank Ballard and the Midnighters in November 1958.

    So what was Carrie's father talking about in 1957?
  8. maybe carries dad was the bands manager or worked for the record company