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The Rent

Discussion in 'Jokes and Humour' started by Russell, Apr 13, 2006.

  1. A businessman met a beautiful girl and agreed to spend the afternoon
    with her for $500. They did their thing, and, before he left, he told
    her that he did not have any cash with him, but he would have his
    secretary write a cheque and mail it to her, calling the payment "RENT

    On the way to the office, he regretted what he had done, realizing
    that the whole event had not been worth the price. So he had his
    secretary send a cheque for $250 and enclose the following typed note:

    "Dear Madam:
    Enclosed find a cheque for $250 for rent of your apartment. I am not
    sending the amount agreed upon, because when I rented the place, I was
    under the impression that:
    #1 - it had never been occupied;
    #2 - there was plenty of heat; and
    #3 - it was small enough to make me feel cosy and at home.

    However, I found out that it had been previously occupied, that there
    wasn't any heat, and that it was entirely too large."

    Upon receipt of the note, the girl immediately returned the cheque for
    $250 with the following note:

    "Dear Sir:
    First, I cannot understand how you could expect a beautiful apartment
    to remain unoccupied indefinitely. As for the heat, there is plenty of
    it, if you know how to turn it on. Regarding the space, the apartment
    is indeed of regular size, but if you don't have enough furniture to
    fill it, please do not blame the management.

    Please send the rent in full or we will be forced to contact your
    present landlady.
  2. OOH!

    that last line killed it!
    love it :D well done
  3. hahaha he's in trouble