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The Ranch

Discussion in 'Jokes and Humour' started by six20aus, Mar 3, 2005.

  1. A successful rancher died and left everything to his devoted wife. She
    was a very good-looking woman, and determined to keep the ranch, but knew very little about ranching, so she decided to place an ad in the newspaper for a ranch hand.
    Two men applied for the job. One was gay and the other a drunk.

    She thought long and hard about it, and when no one else applied, she
    decided to hire the gay guy, figuring it would be safer to have him
    around the house than the drunk. He proved to be a hard worker who put in long hours every day and knew a lot about ranching. For weeks, the two of them worked, and the ranch was doing very well. Then one day, the rancher's widow said to the hired hand, "You have done a really good job and the ranch looks great. You should go into town and kick up your heels." The hired hand readily agreed and went into town one Saturday night.

    One o'clock came, however, and he didn't return. Two o'clock and no hired hand.

    He returned around two-thirty, and upon entering the room, he found the
    rancher's widow sitting by the fireplace with a glass of wine, waiting
    for him. She quietly called him over to her. "Unbutton my blouse and take
    it off," she said. Trembling, he did as she directed. "Now take off my
    boots." He did as she asked, ever so slowly. "Now take off my socks."
    He removed each gently and placed them neatly by her boots. "Now take off my skirt." He slowly unbuttoned it, constantly watching her eyes in the fire light. "Now take off my bra." Again, with trembling hands, he did as he was told and dropped it to the floor. " Now," she said, "take off my panties." By the light of the fire, he slowly pulled them down and off.
    Then she looked at him and said,

    "If you EVER wear my clothes into town again, you're fired."

  2. LMAO :LOL: :LOL: :LOL: :LOL:

    Lisa :twisted:
  3. ROFLMAO :):):)
  4. That was a classic :D :D :D :LOL: :D :D :D
  5. lol, didnt expect that punchline.
  6. Excellent, first post and it's a pearler!

    Well done six20aus, you get my vote for best first post on debut!!

  7. Classic!!!!!!! ROFLMAO
  8. :LOL:

    certainly not how I expected that 2 finish
  9. This is still my favourite :LOL: :LOL: :LOL: