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The Prayer

Discussion in 'Jokes and Humour' at netrider.net.au started by firefling, Sep 16, 2005.

  1. Probably been told before, but couldn't find it on search

    FEMALE PRAYER

    Before I lay me down to sleep,
    I pray for a man, who's not a creep,
    One who's handsome, smart and strong
    One who loves to listen long,
    One who thinks before he speaks,
    One who'll call, not wait for weeks.

    I pray he's gainfully employed,
    When I spend his cash, won't be annoyed.
    Pulls out my chair and opens my door,
    Massages my back and begs to do more.
    Oh! Send me a man who'll make love to my mind,
    Knows what to answer to "how big is my behind?"
    I pray that this man will love me to no end,
    And always be my very best friend.

    Amen.

    *********

    MALE PRAYER

    I pray for a deaf-mute nymphomaniac with huge t_ts who's father owns a pub and a 30 foot fishing boat. This doesn't rhyme and I don't give a sh_t.



    Amen
     
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  2. As a male, I strongly object to that!

    She's gotta have a nice a$$ aswell
     
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  3. Bugger the fishing boat, dads gotta own a BIKE SHOP!
     
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  4. The old maid's prayer

    Now I lay me down to sleep
    I pray the Lord a man for keeps
    If there's a man beneath my bed
    I hope he hears each word I said.

    :):)
     
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  5. He should own the Ducati factory racing team and Philip Island raceway. The pits can then become my weekender. :)
     
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  6. well i'm not a deaf mute... but....
     
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  7. How about a bike shop near a fishing boat????
    Good one for Friday Firefling!
     
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  8. ... i don't mind :LOL: j/k
     
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  9. OK now, SOMEBODY'S gotta know the answer to this, surely...
     
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  10. Yeah it's "Would you like a rough estimate or should I get the tape measurer out?"
     
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  11. I knew a girl once who, when she sat around the house, she sat AROUND the house....
     
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