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The Pope and Queen Elizabeth

Discussion in 'Jokes and Humour' started by Milos, Nov 23, 2005.

  1. The Pope and Queen Elizabeth were standing on a balcony beaming at thousands
    of people in the forecourt below.

    The Queen says to the Pope out of the corner of her mouth "I bet you a
    tenner that I can make every English person in the crowd go wild with just a
    wave of my hand." The Pope says "No way. You can't do that." The Queen says,
    "Watch this". So the Queen waves her hand and every English person in the
    crowd goes crazy, waving their little plastic Union Jacks on sticks and
    cheering, basically going ballistic.

    So the Pope is standing there going "Uh oh, what am I going to do? I never
    thought she'd be able to do it." So he thinks to himself for a minute and
    then he turns to her and says, "I bet you I can make every IRISH person in
    the crowd go wild, not just now, but for the rest of the week, with just one
    nod of my head." The Queen goes "No way, it can't be done."

    So the Pope headbutts her.
  2. Good to see you've still got your sense of humour after your off, Milos :D
  3. bastard. The pope gets to do all the fun things!
  4. Thanks Paul! :)

    The nerves have finally settled down, so I might grab some lunch, or in my case breakfast! I was shocked enough to be pro-active when I came in to work this morning and managed to fix the problem with the master domain browser which was troubling me for over a month. :D