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The Picture on the night stand

Discussion in 'Jokes and Humour' started by stewy, Sep 7, 2005.

  1. After a long night of making love, he notices a photo of another man
    on her nightstand by the bed.

    He begins to worry.

    "Is this your husband?" he nervously asks.
    "No, silly," she replies, snuggling up to him.
    "Your boyfriend, then?" he continues.
    "No, not at all," she says, nibbling away at his ear.
    "Is it your dad or your brother?" he inquires, hoping to be reassured.
    "No, no, no!!!" she answers.
    "Well, who in the hell is he, then?" he demands.

    "That's me before the surgery." :shock:
  2. Another lame variation on the same tired joke that's been doing the rounds here for weeks.

    Can we have some jokes that are actually funny, please??
  3. I'm sure you and hornet are willing to oblige with a barrage of oneliners! :LOL: :p :p
  4. yeah yeah.... btw don't speak to quickly cos you and your bothers robin hood joke didn't excatly lift the roof :p :LOL: