After a long night of making love to girl he just met, the guy notices a photo of another man on the woman's table by the bed. He begins to worry. "Is this your husband", he nervously asks? "No, silly," she replies, snuggling up to him. "Your boyfriend, then", he continues? "No, not at all", she says, nibbling away at his ear. "Is it your dad or your brother", he inquires, hoping to be reassured? "No, no, no! Oh....You are SO sexy when you're jealous", she teases. "Well", he demands, "who in the hell is he then"? She whispers in his ear, "That's me before the surgery".