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The perfect woman....

Discussion in 'Jokes and Humour' started by Tweetster, Nov 11, 2009.

  1. 1. It's important to have a woman who helps at home, who cooks from time to time, cleans up and has a job.

    2. It's important to have a woman who can make you laugh.

    3. It's important to have a woman who you can trust and who doesn't lie to you.

    4. It's important to have a woman who is good in bed and who likes to be with you.

    5. It's very, very important that these four women don't know each other.

  2. Why do I get the feeling someones just done a search and replace woman for man here?
  3. Is there such a woman in the first place....:rofl:
  4. Yeah my housemate has this on her fridge, almost word for word.. but with men
  5. Once upon a time, a perfect man and a perfect woman met. After a perfect courtship, they had a perfect wedding. Their life together was, of course, perfect.

    One snowy, stormy Christmas Eve, this perfect couple was driving their perfect car (a Grand Caravan) along a winding road, when they noticed someone at the side of the road in distress. Being the perfect couple, they stopped to help.

    There stood Santa Claus with a huge bundle of toys. Not wanting to disappoint any children on the eve of Christmas, the perfect couple loaded Santa and his toys into their vehicle. Soon they were driving along delivering the toys.

    Unfortunately, the driving conditions deteriorated and the perfect couple and Santa Claus had an accident. Only one of them survived the accident.

    Who was the survivor? (Scroll down for the answer.)

    The perfect woman survived. She's the only one who really existed in the first place. Everyone knows there is no Santa Claus and there is no such thing as a perfect man.

    Women stop reading here, that is the end of the joke.

    Men keep scrolling****.

    So, if there is no perfect man and no Santa Claus, the perfect woman must have been driving. This explains why there was a car accident.

    By the way, if you're a woman and you're reading this, this illustrates another point: women never listen.
  6. #6 Tweetster, Nov 11, 2009
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  7. #7 grange, Nov 11, 2009
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