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The Peanut

Discussion in 'Jokes and Humour' at netrider.net.au started by vic, Oct 13, 2006.

  1. One evening, a man was at home watching TV and eating peanuts. He'd toss them in the air, then catch them in his mouth. In the middle of catching one, his wife asked a question, and as he turned to answer her, a peanut fell into his ear.

    He tried and tried to dig the peanut out, but only succeeded in pushing
    it deeper into his ear. He called his wife for assistance, and after
    hours of trying to remove the peanut, they became worried and decided to go to the hospital.

    As they were ready to go out the door, their daughter came home with her date. After being informed of the problem, their daughter's date said he could get the peanut out.

    The young man told the father to sit down. The young man then shoved two fingers up the father's nose and told him to blow hard. When the father blew, the peanut flew out, and everyone was pleased.The young man insisted that it was nothing and the daughter took him into the kitchen for something to eat.

    Once he was gone, the mother turned to the father, exclaiming, "That was
    wonderful! Isn't he intelligent? What do you think he'll be when he
    grows older?!"

    The father replies, "From the smell of his fingers, our son-in-law!"
  2. :rofl:
    That's a classic!!!
  3. That's disgusting.
  4. love it :rofl:
  5. LOL!!!!!!