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The Pastor's Ass

Discussion in 'Jokes and Humour' at netrider.net.au started by movin, Dec 13, 2007.

  1. The pastor entered his donkey in a race and it won.
    The pastor was so pleased with the donkey that he entered it in the
    race again, and it won again.
    The local paper read:

    PASTOR'S ASS OUT FRONT.


    The Bishop was so upset with this kind of publicity that he ordered
    the pastor not to enter the donkey in another race.

    The next day, the local paper headline read:

    BISHOP SCRATCHES PASTOR'S ASS.



    This was too much for the bishop, so he ordered the pastor to get
    rid of the donkey.

    The pastor decided to give it to a nun in a nearby convent.

    The local paper, hearing of the news, posted the following headline
    the next day:

    NUN HAS BEST ASS IN TOWN.


    The bishop fainted. He informed the nun that she would have to
    get rid of the donkey, so she sold it to a farmer for $10.

    The next day the paper read:

    NUN SELLS ASS FOR $10.




    This was too much for the bishop, so he ordered the nun to buy back
    the donkey and lead it to the plains where it could run wild.

    The next day the headlines read:

    NUN ANNOUNCES HER ASS IS WILD AND FREE.


    The bishop was buried the next day.
    The moral of the story is . . .

    being concerned about public opinion can bring you much grief and misery . .
    even shorten your life. So be yourself and enjoy life.
    Stop worrying about everyone else's ass and you'll be a lot happier and
    live longer!
     
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  2. Nice read :grin: .
    Don't we have a pastor in our midst? though i think he rides a hornet... )
     
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  3. heh heh, good one; old but good.

    My only complaint is the increasing americanisation of our language; although it would destroy the joke, isn't BUM a much better word than ass??

    One day I'll post a list of howlers from church bulletins.
     
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  4. isn't Bum spealt bumb traditionaly, and Arse is the thing that keeps your legs from falling off ass apposed to ass which is a donkey
     
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  5. have to agree

    arse is at the top of your legs...Ass is a donkey.... interestig tale but you have to think like an american to make it all work.
     
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  6. Ok, so who shot the bishop?
     
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  7. I shot the sheriff - but I did not shoot no deputy
     
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  8. Terrorists! Read, whoever they want to invade next. :wink:
     
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