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The Pal Diet

Discussion in 'Jokes and Humour' at netrider.net.au started by sarz, May 11, 2007.

  1. I have 2 dogs & I was buying a large bag of Pal at Big W and standing in line at the check out.

    A woman behind me asked if I had a dog.

    On impulse, I told her that no, I was starting The Pal Diet again, although I probably shouldn't because I'd ended up in the hospital last time, but that I'd lost 50 pounds before I awakened in an intensive care ward with tubes coming out of most of my orifices and IV's in both arms.

    I told her that it was essentially a perfect diet and that the way that it works is to load your pants pockets with Pal nuggets and simply eat one or two every time you feel hungry & that the food is nutritionally complete so I was going to try it again.

    I have to mention here that practically everyone in the line was by now enthralled with my story, particularly a guy who was behind her.

    Horrified, she asked if I'd ended up in the hospital in that condition because I had been poisoned. I told her no; it was because I'd been sitting in the street licking my b*lls and a car hit me.

    I thought one guy was going to have a heart attack he was laughing so hard as he staggered out the door.

    Silly b*tch...why else would I buy dog food??
  2. Ahaha bugger! Missed that one ...obviously :LOL: :LOL:
  3. ...you have b*lls ??? :shock:

    ahhh Sarz, I will never look at you in the same way again.... :LOL:
  4. Simon they just haven't dropped yet ...that's why I sound like a girl :p :LOL:
  5. Haha!
    I get the jokez. Sarz must be a girl!

    ... brief investigation confirms this.

  6. Lmao, but ya cant claim every learner/P-Plater is a girl just cause they ride a zzr 250. I know at least 2 riders who started on zzr`s. :oops: One may or may not have been me, and the other bought the bike off me :p lol err I mean may have bought it off me if i had have had one in the first place. hahaha
  7. Reminds me of the time I helped a friend buy a booster seat for his child. The lady asked him 'Oh, do you have a child?' and quick as a flash he replied

    'Nah, It'll help me see over the steering wheel'
  8. Yes I was in Eden...she definitely has balls :)
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