An Retired Veteran living in Florida owned a large farm for several years. He had a large pond that was fixed up nice with picnic tables, horseshoe courts, fruit trees and an American Flag blowing from atop a tall pole. The pond was properly shaped and fixed up for swimming when it was built. One evening the old Veteran decided to go down to the pond, as he hadn't been there for a while, to look it over. He grabbed a five gallon bucket to bring back some fruit. As he neared the pond, he heard female voices shouting and laughing with glee. As he came closer he saw that it was a bunch of young women skinny-dipping in his pond. He made the women aware of his presence and they all went to the deep end. One of the women shouted to him, "We're not coming out until you leave!" The old Veteran frowned, "I didn't come down here to watch you ladies swim naked." Holding the bucket up he smiled and said, "I'm here to feed the alligator."