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The old pilot

Discussion in 'Jokes and Humour' at netrider.net.au started by waedwe, Dec 12, 2009.

  1. An old Pilot sat down at the Starbucks and ordered a cup of coffee.
    As he sat sipping his coffee, a young woman sat down next to him.
    She turned to the pilot and asked, 'Are you a real pilot?'
    He replied, 'Well, I've spent my whole life flying biplanes, Cubs, Aeronca's,
    Nieuports, flew in WWII in a B-29, and later in the Korean conflict,
    taught 50 people to fly and gave rides to hundreds, so I guess I am a pilot, and you, what are you?
    She said, 'I'm a lesbian. I spend my whole day thinking about naked women.
    As soon as I get up in the morning, I think about naked women.
    When I shower, I think about naked women. When I watch TV,
    I think about naked women. It seems everything makes me think of naked women.'
    The two sat sipping in silence.
    A little while later, a young man sat down on the other side of the old pilot and asked: "are you a real pilot?"
    He replied, 'I always thought I was, but I just found out I'm a lesbian.'

  2. veddy niice
  3. :rofl:
    Well done