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The Motorcyclist IQ Test

Discussion in 'Jokes and Humour' started by Flying is for planes, Dec 29, 2007.

  1. The Motorcyclist IQ Test

    Please Note – This test has been designed by a leading motorcycle-riding psychologist

    This is a serious test. Please be totally honest when answering the questions and no cheating with the scores. If you are having trouble understanding the questions your local Harley dealer may be able to help you with choosing the right answer

    1. You ride a what cc bike
    125 10 points
    250 30 points
    250 (been riding more than 3 years) 10 points
    257-700 20 points
    701-900 40 points
    901-1500 10 points
    1501+ 40 points

    2. What helmet do you wear?
    None -50points
    Open Face/Beanie -10points
    Full Face (Made in China) - 5 points
    Full Face (Not made in China) 20 points

    3. Do you always wear full finger gloves?
    Yes 10 points
    No - 5 points

    4. Do you wear a jacket with back protection?
    Yes 10 points
    No 5 points
    The back of by Harley is fine -50 points

    5. Want pants do you wear riding?
    Board Shorts -20 points
    Levi Jeans 5 points
    Kevlar reinforced jeans 10 points
    Leather pants with armour 20 points
    Leather Chaps -30 points

    6. Do you have LED accent lights on your bike?
    Yes 0 points
    No 10 points

    7. Does your bike do wheelies?
    Yes, always -30 points
    What’s a wheelie? -50 points
    I am not telling you 20 points

    8. Do you have a tattoo?
    Yes, one 10 points
    Yes, but its tribal -20 points
    More than one 20 points

    9. Body Modification
    YES I have my wang pierced (guys) 10 points
    YES I have breast implants (chicks) 10 points
    NO, but my bike has a cool exhaust 1 point

    10. Have you ever dropped a bike?

    Once 10 points
    Two or Three times 20 points
    Four or more times -10 points

    11. What state do you live in?
    Victoria -5 points
    Queensland or WA 10 points
    Tasmania or NSW -10 points
    Other 5 points

    TOTAL Score

    Under 40 points - You should not be riding a motorcycle. You are a danger to yourself and other human beings. You proabably dont even have a licence and got a bike because you thought it was cool

    40-60 points. Either you have been riding a short period of time or you are one of those arrogant "know it all" bike riders. You need to slow down, get some more training and realise that up to now you have been lucky. If you dont ride a Harley you should get one as your next bike

    60 points + You are just cool like me. Run the other dick heads off the road and we can have it all to ourselves
  2. Riiiiiight..... My score was 146, now what?
  3. yeah i got +60 in the first couple of questions... maybe the results are missing a 100?
  4. I got a 130.

    I think it's meant to be a joke that motorcyclists are idiots....
  5. Admit it guys you are just all cool :wink:

    Dont expect the people who scored less than 60 to post :idea:
  6. I think it's got something to do with riding a Kawasaki. :twisted: Wait until all the Yamaha riders come and try and answer the questions :biker:
  7. :rofl:
  8. 130 for me. Kawasaki riders are defintely coooooooool. :cool:
  9. 140 - same as the IQ test I did online last year - but I reckon this one is more accurate!!!

  10. Hey! :evil:

    I got well over a hundred, even with -10 for living in NSW.
  11. yeah but kawasaki still pones yamahas :p
  12. woot 150! lol must be cause I'm from Qld, well the tattoos and piercings were easy points lol.
  13. 151

    I am way cool! It must be right....it's on the internet...... :twisted: :LOL:
  14. I have no tatts or breast implants.... I lose.
  15. Where can I find more info on negative scores
  16. 137 on a scooter
  17. what your IQ score means

    Thought I would post what your IQ score means

    Over 140 - Genius or near genius

    120 - 140 - Very superior intelligence

    110 - 119 - Superior intelligence

    90 - 109 - Normal or average intelligence

    80 - 89 - Dullness

    70 - 79 - Borderline deficiency

    Under 70 - Definite feeble-mindedness
  18. Its impossible to score less than "60"