A Little boy asks his father, daddy how was I born? The father answers: Well son, I guess one day you will need to find out anyway! Your mom and I first got together in a chatroom on Yahoo. Then I set up a date via e-mail with your mom and we met at a cyber - cafe. Upgraded my floppy to a stiffy and then your mother agreed to do a download from my harddrive. As soon as I was ready to upload, we discovered that neither one of us had used a firewall, and since it was too late to hit the delete button, nine months later a blessed little pop-up appeared and said: You've got male!