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The Modern Version of the Birds and the Bees.

Discussion in 'Jokes and Humour' started by smee, Mar 6, 2006.

  1. A Little boy asks his father, daddy how was I born? The father answers:
    Well son, I guess one day you will need to find out anyway! Your mom and
    I first got together in a chatroom on Yahoo. Then I set up a date via
    e-mail with your mom and we met at a cyber - cafe. Upgraded my floppy to
    a stiffy and then your mother agreed to do a download from my harddrive.
    As soon as I was ready to upload, we discovered that neither one of us
    had used a firewall, and since it was too late to hit the delete button,
    nine months later a blessed little pop-up appeared and said: You've got

  2. :rofl: :rofl: :rofl:

    Thats the first joke thats actually had me laughing in a long time, nice find :LOL:
  3. Nice one. Very relevant to today's society.

    Who was the netrider who started a thread recently about getting hassled by his/her family for making internet friends? Should get their family to read this!
  4. That was me and if i showed them this they would just look at me and shake their heads in shame :LOL:
  5. that was kraven :LOL: he posted just above you

    *edit* i gotta take my contacts out so i can read & post quicker :shock:
  6. Heheh, what are the odds of that?!

    Kraven, at least they'd see you've got a sense of humour about it. In an internet geek kind of way.
  7. Old Grandma Eswen :p

    Getting slow in your old age huh
  8. yeah sucks. also im too lazy and havent taken them out yet.

    far as this joke geos... seen it many times before and I think ive even posted it on here :p
    funny never theless