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The Meatybite Dog Biscuit Diet.

Discussion in 'Jokes and Humour' at netrider.net.au started by JohnVTR, Sep 6, 2006.

  1. The Meatybite Dog Biscuit Diet.

    A stupid question deserves an appropriate answer..........

    I was in Coles buying a large bag of Meatybites for myLabrador
    Retriever and was in line to check out.

    A woman behind me asked if I had a dog.
    On impulse, I told her that no, I was starting The Meatybite Diet
    again, although I probably shouldn't because I'd ended up in the hospital
    last time, but that I'd lost 20 kilos before I awakened in an
    intensive care ward with tubes coming out of most of my orifices and IVs

    in both arms.

    I told her that it was essentially a perfect diet and that the way
    that it works is to load your pants pockets with Meatybite nuggets and
    simply eat one or two every time you feel hungry & that the food is
    nutritionally complete so I was going to try it again.
    I have to mention here that practically everyone in the line was by now

    enthralled with my story, particularly a tall guy behind her.

    Horrified, she asked if I'd been poisoned and was that why I was in

    the hospital.

    I said no.....I'd been sitting in the street licking my balls and a car
    hit me.
  2. John, you SHOULD log into the Jokes forum and run a check before posting a joke; this one's had at least three airings in the last couple of weeks :grin: