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The Meatybite Diet

Discussion in 'Jokes and Humour' started by CBRSteve, Aug 22, 2006.

  1. The Meatybite Dog Biscuit Diet

    A stupid question deserves an appropriate answer....I was in Coles buying a large bag of Meatybites for my Labrador Retriever and was in line to check out.

    A woman behind me asked if I had a dog.

    On impulse, I told her that no, I was starting The Meatybite Diet again, although I probably shouldn't because I'd ended up in the hospital last time, but that I'd lost 50 pounds before I awakened in an intensive care ward with tubes coming out of most of my orifices and IVs in both arms.

    I told her that it was essentially a perfect diet and that the way that it works is to load your pants pockets with Meatybite nuggets and simply eat one or two every time you feel hungry & that the food is nutritionally complete so I was going to try it again.

    I have to mention here that practically everyone in the line was by now enthralled with my story, particularly a tall guy behind her.

    Horrified, she asked if I'd been poisoned and was that why I was in the hospital.

    I said no.....I'd been sitting in the street licking my balls and a car hit me. :LOL: :LOL: :LOL:
  2. Hahaha, that's funny... Those biscuits aren't half bad actually. A bit hard and a bit bland, but like you said - nutritionally mostly complete :)
  3. :rofl: :applause:

    Love it! Thanks for the laugh!