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The Maori clock

Discussion in 'Jokes and Humour' started by rourkster, Dec 17, 2007.

  1. The Maori Clock
    Proudly showing off his newly-leased downtown apartment to
    a couple of friends late one night, a drunk Samoan led the way
    to his bedroom where there was a big brass gong hanging on the wall.

    'What's that big brass gong for ?' one of the friend's asked.

    'Issss nod a gong. Issss a talking Maori clock' he drunkenly replied.

    'A talking Maori clock - seriously ?


    'How's it work ?' the second friend asked, squinting at it.

    'Just watch' he said. He picked up a hammer, gave the gong an 'ear-shattering bash' and stepped back. His three mates stood looking at
    one another for a moment in astounded silence.

    Suddenly, a Maori voice from the other side of the wall screamed,
    'For f*#k's sake, you stupid coconut . It's ten past three in the
    f*#king morning !!!'
  2. i bet he wants eggs in a few hours...that shit was funny
  3. best ive heard in a long time :LOL: :LOL: :LOL:
  4. hahahaha excellant. Ill be stealing this one.
  5. ROFL :LOL: That was gold mate :LOL: aahh shizer, I tell all the really funny jokes to my family and they always laugh...best I've heard for a while too :LOL:
  6. That's Gold!!! :LOL: