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The Lawyer's wife

Discussion in 'Jokes and Humour' started by Kamikaze_Kawasaki, Apr 29, 2006.

  1. A lawyer married a woman who had divorced 8 husbands. On their wedding night, she told her new husband "Please be gentle with me, I'm still a virgin". "What?" said the puzzled groom. "How can that be, you have been married 8 times?"
    "Well, husband #1 was a Politician, he kept telling me how great it would be. Husband #2 was a Salesman, never tried it but told others how great it is. Husband #3 was an Engineer, he understood the process but wanted a few years to study possible methods of implementing the process. Husband #4 was in Management, he thought he knew how, was told by others how to do it, tutored and seen video clips on how but was never able to deliver. Husband #5 was a Mama's boy, she would not let him do it. Husband #6 was a Psychologist, all he did was talk about it. Husband #7 was a Gynecologist, all he wanted to do was look at it. Husband #8 was a stamp collector, all he wanted to do... GOD I miss him!"
    "But now that I married you, I am really excited!" "Good" said the new husband "but why?" "Because" said the new bride "You're a Lawyer, I know I'm gonna get screwed!"

  2. ahh i love these lawyer jokes.... gotta freind who is studyin to become a lawyer....
    love give him crap :LOL: