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The Jedi Waterslide (nothing to do with motorcycling)

Discussion in 'Jokes and Humour' started by rc36, Aug 28, 2005.

  1. My fear is real as I study the drop
    It took me an eon to get to the top
    My hair and swimsuit still drip from the last ride
    I wouldn't concede without dad by my side
    We made it a game so I wouldn't have doubt
    The Jedis are counting on me to help out
    Darth Vader, the Emperor, and storm troopers fight
    Only my courage will end this dark plight
    I take a deep breath to dispell all my nerves
    It doesn't relax, but the purpose it serves
    With eyes shut tight I rush down the slide
    It's amazingly long, but not very wide
    I think I'm home free as my fear turns to glee
    Half the way down, Dad is yelling to me
    I think all the worst that could happen is through
    Until Dad's words reach me,
    "May the shorts be with you!"

  2. haha, nice one. That gave me a good laugh!