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The IT Manager

Discussion in 'Jokes and Humour' at netrider.net.au started by TonyE, Jun 25, 2009.

  1. A systems admin, a programmer, and their manager go out for lunch. On the way from the car to the restaurant they find a magic lamp in the parking lot.

    They rub it, and out pops a genie. "I can grant but three wishes and because there are three of you, each will receive one wish," he said.

    The programmer went first. "I want to be in Tahiti surrounded by beautiful women," he said. Poof! He disappears.

    The sysadmin went next. "I want to be in Hawaii with a huge house, tons of money, and surrounded by gorgeous women," he said. Poof! He disappears.

    The manager went last. He said, "I want them both back in the office after lunch."
  2. Fkn managers. :grin: Thats such a managerial thing to do.
  3. I WONDERED why you left that lunch we had a couple of years ago so suddenly :LOL:
  4. LOL not bad :D