So I'm riding up to a set of red lights with three cars in front of me on a wide single lane road. I normally don't split so I decide to wait in line and place the bike right in the centre of the lane to stop anyone from trying to go beside me. In my left mirror I see a 4WD tank trying to get through on the left. No worries, there is no way he can even think about getting past me, there is nowhere near enough room. Or so I thought. Next thing I know he is up on the gutter, just missing the light pole and places his right wheel about 3cm from my left foot as he tries to edge past. As his window comes level with me the following is said Me: "ARE YOU A F&^*ING IDIOT?!" Him: "Yeah, it is a bit too tight isn't it." and he stops. 3 Seconds later, Him: "You sure there isn't two lanes here?" Me: "DO YOU SEE TWO LANES!" Him: "No but everyone does it." Me: "IT DOESN'T MATTER WHAT EVERYONE DOES, YOU ALMOST RAN OVER MY FOOT YOU F^&*ING ASSHOLE. JUST WAIT YOUR F^&*ING TURN!" Not surprisingly his window then rolled up and he sat patiently until the lights changed. All for 3 car spaces! So remember, there is always someone on the road that is stupider than the stupidest person you have ever seen.