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The Hot Redhead

Discussion in 'Jokes and Humour' started by vic, Oct 26, 2008.

  1. A man is dining in a fancy restaurant and there is a gorgeous redhead
    sitting at the next table. He has been checking her out since he sat
    down, but lacks the nerve to talk with her.

    Suddenly she sneezes, and her glass eye comes flying out of its socket
    toward the man. He reflexively reaches out, grabs it out of the air, and
    hands it back.

    'Oh my, I am so sorry,' the woman says as she pops her eye back in

    'Let me buy your dinner to make it up to you,' she says.

    They enjoy a wonderful dinner together, and afterwards they go to the
    theatre followed by drinks. They talk, they laugh, she shares her
    deepest dreams and He shares his. She listens.

    After paying for everything, she asks him if he would like to come to
    her place for a nightcap and stay for breakfast. They had a wonderful,
    wonderful time.

    The next morning, she cooks a gourmet meal with all the trimmings. The
    guy is amazed. Everything had been SO incredible!
    'You know,' he said, 'you are the perfect woman. Are you this nice to
    every guy you meet?'

    'No,' she replies. . .

    Wait for it. .

    It's coming. .

    The suspense is killing you, isn't it?

    She says:
    'You just happened to catch my eye.'
  2. ohhhhhhhhhhhhh, that punchline almost hurt it was that corny :)
  3. awesome stuff! :LOL:
  4. Horrible. Truly Horrible.
  5. Deadset awesome...love it!
  6. That is so awful it's funny....
  7. o god haha