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The Hokey Pokey (Shakespearean Style)

Discussion in 'Jokes and Humour' at netrider.net.au started by Dante, Feb 25, 2006.

  1. *The Hokey Pokey*
    Original Lyrics

    Put your left foot in,
    Your left foot out,
    Your left foot in,
    And shake it all about.
    You do the hokey pokey
    And turn yourself around
    That's what it's all about.

    *The Hokey Pokey*
    Shakespearean Style

    O proud left foot, that ventures quick within
    Then soon upon a backward journey lithe.
    Anon, once more the gesture, then begin:
    Command sinistral pedestal to writhe.
    Commence thou then the fervid Hokey-Poke.
    A mad gyration, hips in wanton swirl.
    To spin! A wilde release from heaven's yoke.
    Blessed dervish! Surely canst go, girl.
    The Hoke, the poke -- banish now thy doubt.
    Verily, I say, 'tis what it's all about.

  2. Love it, Dante. Brilliant! :LOL:
  3. Dante, that is an infernal post!! :LOL: