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The Happy Priest

Discussion in 'Jokes and Humour' at netrider.net.au started by jd, Sep 23, 2005.

  1. Okay, pinched this from another forum.

    "Twelve priests were about to be ordained.......
    Their final test was for them to line up in a straight row, totally
    nude, in a garden while a sexy, beautiful, big breasted, naked model
    danced before them.

    Each priest had a small bell attached to his weenie and they were
    told that anyone whose bell rang when she danced in front of them would
    not be ordained because he had not reached a state of spiritual purity.

    The beautiful model danced before the first candidate, with no
    reaction. She proceeded down the line with the same response from all the
    priests until she got to the final priest, Carlos.... Poor Carlos....

    As she danced, his bell began to ring so loudly that it flew off,
    clattering across the ground and laid to rest in nearby foliage.
    Embarrassed, Carlos quickly scrambled over the garden to where the bell
    had come to rest and Carlos bent over to pick it up.

    Then suddenly all the other bells started to ring."
  2. :LOL: That's when you get "poor poor Carlos" :LOL:
  3. well thats what you call a real crack joke
  4. ROTFL!!! That's a classic!! :LOL: