GEOGRAPHY OF WOMEN Between 18 and 22, a woman is like Africa, half discovered, half wild,naturally beautiful with fertile soil. Between 23 and 30, a woman is like America, well developed and open to trade, especially for someone with cash. Between 31 and 35, a woman is like India, very hot, relaxed and convinced of her own beauty. Between 36 and 40, a woman is like France, gently aging but still warm and a desirable place to visit. Between 41 and 50, a woman is like Great Britain, with a glorious and all conquering past. Between 51 and 60, a woman is like Yugoslavia, lost the war and haunted by past mistakes. Between 61 and 70, a woman is like Russia, very wide and borders are now unpatrolled. After 70, she becomes Tibet. Wildly beautiful, with a mysterious past and the wisdom of the ages....only those with an adventurous spirit and a thirst for spiritual knowledge visit there. GEOGRAPHY OF MEN Between 1 and 70, a man is like Iraq - ruled by a dick .