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The geography of Women and Men

Discussion in 'Jokes and Humour' started by Pink Angel, Jan 13, 2006.


    Between 18 and 22, a woman is like Africa, half discovered, half wild,naturally beautiful with fertile soil.

    Between 23 and 30, a woman is like America, well developed and open to trade, especially for someone with cash.

    Between 31 and 35, a woman is like India, very hot, relaxed and convinced of her own beauty.

    Between 36 and 40, a woman is like France, gently aging but still warm and a desirable place to visit.

    Between 41 and 50, a woman is like Great Britain, with a glorious and all conquering past.

    Between 51 and 60, a woman is like Yugoslavia, lost the war and haunted by past mistakes.

    Between 61 and 70, a woman is like Russia, very wide and borders are now unpatrolled.

    After 70, she becomes Tibet. Wildly beautiful, with a mysterious past and the wisdom of the ages....only those with an adventurous spirit and a thirst for spiritual knowledge visit there.


    Between 1 and 70, a man is like Iraq - ruled by a dick .
  2. ouch. :( i reckon we at least deserve some different age brackets. maybe:

    16-24 ruled by a really crazy di(k :? :? :shock:
  3. My dick doesnt rule me........Lil does according to roamer......will he ever get over me selling the Hardley ?
  4. No offence intended :wink:
  5. This tired old cliche-ridden stuff has been on tea-towels since 1982.......
  6. But they are still funny :grin:

    Love the avatar. Big snoopy collector here. :)
  7. I've always loved Charles Shultz's work, since the very beginning.

    Yep, the glasses and the scholarly look is quite cute, huh?
  8. Very :) I dont think there is one character of Snoopy that I dont like. His appeal is ageless.

    I still sit down regularly for a dose of Peanuts. I have all the video's, they bring me back to my childhood. :)
  9. Oh, and I forgot to mention, I have a snoopy and woodstock helmet :grin:
    The only one in the world :wink:
  10. 23- 30 is my range section then!!! do u know of any on the market???