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The Gay Flight attendant

Discussion in 'Jokes and Humour' at netrider.net.au started by es, Dec 13, 2005.

  1. heard this joke on a camping trip back in heh '02, my friend told it soooo well!!!\




    The plane's cabin was being served by an obviously gay flight attendant who was just as obviously enjoying himself. He came swishing down the aisle and announced to the passengers, "Captain Marvey, you know, the one with the really well toned chest and the most manly biceps, and he has on the cutest little shirt, well, he has asked me to announce that he'll be landing the big scary plane shortly, lovely people, so if you could just put up your trays that would be super."

    On his trip back up the aisle, he noticed that a woman hadn't moved a muscle. "Perhaps you didn't hear me over those big brute engines. I asked you to raise your trazy-poo so the main man can pitty-pat us on the ground."

    She calmly turned her head and said, "In my country, I am called a Princess. I take orders from no one."

    To which the flight attendant replied, without missing a beat, "Well, sweet-cheeks, in my country, I'm called a Queen, so put the tray up biatch."
     
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  2. HAHA, i like that one!!
     
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  3. Awesome joke Eswen
    :LOL:
     
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