A family are driving behind a garbage truck when a dildo flies out and thumps against the windscreen. Embarrassed, and to spare her young son's innocence, the mother turns around and says, "Don't worry; that was an insect." To which, her son replies, "I'm surprised it could get off the ground with a c%$k like that." I was at a cash machine when an old lady walked up and asked me to help her check her balance. So I pushed her over.