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the final exam...

Discussion in 'Jokes and Humour' started by lowercase, Nov 24, 2010.

  1. At Macquarie University, there were four first years taking Chemistry and all of them had an 'A' so far. These four friends were so confident that, the weekend before finals, they decided to visit some friends and have a big party. They had a great time but, after all the serious partying, they slept all day Sunday and didn't make it back to Sydney until early Monday morning.

    Rather than taking the final then, they decided that after the final they would explain to their professor why they missed it. They said that they visited friends but on the way back they had a flat tyre. As a result, they missed the final. The professor agreed they could make up the final the next day. . . The guys were excited and relieved. . . They studied really hard that night for the exam.

    The next day the Professor placed them in separate rooms and gave them a test booklet. They quickly answered the first problem worth 5 points. "Cool", they thought! Each one in separate rooms, thinking this was going to be easy. . . . then they turned the page. On the second page was written. . .

    For 95 points: Which tyre? _________

  2. smart professor
  3. I rate that..nice one, Lowercase (y)
  4. In reality it wouldn't be so hard to work out thesedays with mobile phones.. :)
  5. no phones in uni exams :)
  6. they actually have signal monitors now.
  7. Good one.
  8. As an old Macquarie boy myself................they dont call it club Mac for nothing.

    Things I learnt in uni is how to drink plenty of beer whilst staying upright in lectures/exams, which beer gives you the best bang for the buck, and that Mac uni is the most fashionable uni in Sydney.


    BTW my lab coat still has a huge hole after spilling acid in one of my chemistry classes and trying to wipe it off with the lab coat. I think I must have been drinking prior.
  9. ah, but were you an "A" student? :p
  10. Whats the last letter in the alphabet? Lets just say that I was A STUDENT there but not an A STUDENT :)