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The Doctors Office

Discussion in 'Jokes and Humour' started by Gods Country, Mar 5, 2008.

  1. This is so true! They always ask at the doctor's office why
    you are there, and you have to answer in front of others what's wrong and
    sometimes it is embarrassing. There's nothing worse than a Doctor's
    Receptionist who insists you tell
    her what is wrong with you in a room full of other patients. I know most
    of us have experienced this, and I love the way this old guy handled it.

    An 86 year old man walked into a crowded waiting room and approached
    the desk.... The Receptionist said, 'Yes sir, what are you seeing the
    Doctor for today?'

    'There's something wrong with my dick', he replied.

    The receptionist became irritated and said, 'You shouldn't
    come into a crowded waiting room and say things like that.'

    'Why not? You asked me what was wrong and I told you,' he said.

    The Receptionist replied; 'Now you've caused some
    embarrassment in this room full of people. You should have said there is
    something wrong with your ear or something and discussed the problem
    further with the Doctor in private.'

    The man replied, 'You shouldn't ask people questions in a room full of
    strangers, if the answer could embarrass anyone.

    The man walked out, waited several minutes and then re-entered.

    The Receptionist smiled smugly and asked, 'Yes??'

    'There's something wrong with my ear', he stated.

    The Receptionist nodded approvingly and smiled, knowing he had taken her
    advice. 'And what is wrong with your ear, Sir??'

    'I can't piss out of it,' he replied.

    The waiting room erupted in laughter.

    [Mess with seniors and you're going to lose! ]
  2. :LOL: :LOL: great work!

    but i have never been asked what i was seeing the doctor for.
  3. Me neither. I ring up, make an appointment. "Sorry but we have no openings today. I can book you in on the tenth. Would 2am suit you?"

    "OK, fair enough", I reply.

    2 months later I rock up and say that I'm here to see Doctor Mohammed Singh and she says, "take a seat. The doctor's running a _little_ behind at the moment."