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The Doctor's Appointment

Discussion in 'Jokes and Humour' at netrider.net.au started by rascus, Jul 27, 2005.


    There's nothing worse than a doctor's receptionist who insists you tell
    her what is wrong in a room full of other patients.

    I know most of us have experienced this, and I love the way this senior
    citizen handled it.

    An 86 year old man walked into a crowded doctor's office.

    As he approached the desk, the receptionist said, "Yes sir, what are
    you seeing the doctor for today?"

    "There's something wrong with my dick," he replied.

    The receptionist became irritated and said, "You shouldn't come into a
    crowded office and say things like that."

    "Why not? You asked me what was wrong and I told you," he said.

    The receptionist replied, "You've obviously caused some embarrassment in
    this roomful of people. You should have said there is something wrong
    with your ear or something and then discussed the problem further with
    the doctor in private."

    The man replied, "You shouldn't ask people things in a room full of
    others, if the answer could embarrass anyone." The man walked out,
    waited several minutes and then returned.

    The receptionist smiled smugly and asked, "Yes?"

    "There's something wrong with my ear," he stated.

    The receptionist nodded approvingly and smiled, knowing he had taken her
    advice. "And what is wrong with your ear, sir?"

    "I can't piss out of it," the man replied.

    The doctor's office erupted in laughter.
  2. need to check pervious posts, guys, this one was up only two days ago, word for word!