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The definition of a Bogan.

Discussion in 'The Pub' at netrider.net.au started by 2up, Jul 28, 2009.

  1. BOGAN (pronunciation boe-gn) is a term used primarily in Australia to describe a particular section of the working class demographic. This derogatory slang word is a gender-neutral noun; this being important as many bogans tend to gravitate towards one another forming relationships and extended families. A bogan family is not an uncommon phenomena in certain regions. A bogan typically resides in either a low-cost housing estate, government housing or in the outlying regional areas of continental Australia. Generally bogans tend to congregate in areas with little or no features & amenities.

    Generally the bogan fits a particular stereotypical image. The perception of what actually constitutes a bogan has been shaped over the years primarily by the media; notable especially are television programs such as Channel 7's Today Tonight and Channel 9's A Current Affair . These programs regularly feature stories of harrowing boganism- including communities under siege from bogan terrorism, and bogans "rorting the system" in relation to welfare benefits and questionable practices. A number of comedy programs have also featured bogans in the past, prime examples being Kylie Mole of The Comedy Company, Poida (bogan pronunciation of the name "Peter") played by Eric Bana, and more recently Bloke Man of the Comedy Inc late shift. Eric Bana's portrayal of the character Poida gained him accolades within the industry and effectively launched his professional acting career. This is one of very few examples of extreme boganism leading to success & wealth.

    So now we have a basic understanding of the bogan, we may delve further into the mysterious world of mullets and long-kneck beer bottles in brown paper bags. Traits of the bogan can be summarised by the following points:

    • A pronounced lack of dress sense in social situations. Typical bogan attire consists of a flannelette shirt, King Gee stubbie shorts (either blue/khaki), torn or soiled jeans from the 1980's or earlier, and of course double-plug standard issue white thong sandals with black rubber. A bogan's dress sense is not influenced by intended destination/occasion hence the line between workwear and formal wear is often hazy at best. On rare occasions bogans may be spotted wearing enclosed shoes when entering the local RSL to "have a slap on the pokies" or to "get pissed wif me mates on the veebs (V8)". A female bogan will usually wear a matching ensemble usually consisting of second-hand fashions or products purchased from the discount retail chains Best and Less or Big W.

    • A lack of personal hygiene. A bogan will often allow his/her hair to grow into an attractive style named the "mullet" as popularised in the 1980's. A hair cut is a rare event for the bogan, and most styling occurs when the razor is brought out to either a) produce a "skinhead" style cut or b) a "frullet" (front-mullet). Similar styles apply for females, however the female bogan frequently colours her hair auburn. The bogan bathroom usually contains a bar of multi-purpose soap used to both cleaning the family, washing the hair, styling the hair and manicures/pedicures. Whilst most non-bogans will use Eau de Toilette spray as a perfume, the most common boganistic fragrance is "Odour of Toilet". The bogan frequently rosters showers at irregular intervals such as once a week for males and twice for females.

    • Distinct vocabulary. The bogan language is somewhat foreign to most English-speaking people. For example in boaglish, the word "shooting" would be pronounced as "shootun". Similarly, the word "look out" is pronounced as "look eet". The boaglish alphabet does not contain the letters "i" or "g", hence the pronunciation of words containing the suffix -ing are simply pronounced -un. Examples include "rootun" (rooting), "fishun" (fishing) and the common phrase "where's me fcukun beer woman" (what is the current location of my alcoholic beverage dearest female partner). The boaglish vocabulary is mostly limited to frequent curse-words and miss-pronunciation of common English words. A common bogan trait also includes shortening words. Locations such as the Wyong Leagues Club become the "leaguesy", the Crown Casino becomes the "leaguesy" and females/males such as Sharon/Barry become "Shaz" and "Baz".



    • A particular choice in motor vehicle. The bogan usually drives one of two makes of vehicle. Typically this is either a Holden or a Ford . Common bogan variants manufactured by each of these companies include the Holden Commodore (VB-VP models), Holden Kingswood and the Ford Falcon (all models up to the recent EF). Other well known bogan vehicles include early model Datsuns and Toyotas . Bogan accessories include anything HSV/HRT for Holdens, and FPV/FTR for Fords. These vehicles tend to be more prevalent on the roads whilst the V8 supercar races are being held. Drivers often attempt to imitate in heavy traffic their heroes Skaifey (Mark Skaife) and Ambrose (Marcos Ambrose). Bogan vehicles are rarely detailed, and are serviced even less frequently. Most bogan drivers hold animosity towards imported vehicles "farken rice" and are still bitter that the Nissan Skyline beat the Holden and Ford racing teams at Bathurst in the early 90's. Consequently, many bogans believe their VN Commodore has the ability to beat anything with the badge "Ferrari", "Nissan", "BMW M3" or "Pagani". Click here for examples of bogan vehicles.

    • Choice in music. The bogan prefers either metal or pub rock. A bogan would suggest that the song Khe Sanh by Cold Chisel would be a more appropriate national anthem than Advance Australia Fair. AC/DC is also a popular choice. Anything Barnesy. Midnight Oil is another classic example of the bogan genre.

    • Employment status. The common bogan is either a) not employed or b) a tradesman/labourer. A bogan employee can be spotted kitted up in a fluorescent vest or polo shirt. Unemployed bogans often frequent RSL's/clubs for discount lunches during the day, before continuing on to the local Centrelink office to receive the hard-earned cash of the tax-paying public. This will be followed by a journey to the most convenient bottle shop ("bottlo") to purchase 2x24 cartons ("slabs") of Victoria Bitter ("Veebs") for $60. Also included in this purchase is the all-important packet of Winfield Reds ("Smokes"). The rest of this pension money is budgeted towards the "pokies" at the local pub.

    • A poorly-maintained house or unit. As previously mentioned, the bogan often resides in regions of a lower socio-economic standing. Basically, in most cases the bogan is located some way inland from a coastal fringe or major waterway. In the case of Sydney, this has lead to the term "westie" being coined in order to distinguish the boganistic population of the inland western suburbs from the more affluent residents of the east. In the case of NSW/QLD and Victoria, the majority of bogans are located on or west of the Great Dividing Range. Whilst this is not always the case, it is important to note that the concentration of bogans per capita is somewhat higher in these areas. The bogan house usually consists of a number of elements (see below):

    The bedroom (for rootun).
    The balcony (for smokun/shootun).
    The livun room (for watchun telly/smokun/gettun pissed).
    The kitchen (for storun beer).
    The combined bathroom/laundry (for washun shit) .
    The shed (for rootun/smokun/shootun/gettun pissed/storun beer/workun on the commo).

    All-in-all the bogan is seen as a top bloke by his mates, but is a menace to the rest of society. Our bogan awareness campaign aims to expose the secrets of the bogan by delving into previously uncharted territory.... n shit

    *** Author unknown. Came to me via Email.
     
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  2. a bogan is a person who lives in a mobile home with five cars that aren't
     
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  3. :shock: I thought the cars were garden art!
     
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  4. Interestin' read.
    Ta for that
    I'm off for a fuggin smoko.



    OMG!!

    I've come over all.......BOGAN!!!!
     
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  6. and there's a town called Bogan Gate too
     
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  8. It may be a local occurrence, but over the last year the bogans have begun to wear cheap track pants, hoodies, jackets and shoes covered in crapy cartoon patterns, that look like horrible panamas. There is an un-expected bonus though, normal people can wear jeans and flannelette again :grin:

    What? It's a comfortable and perfect for working around motors :p
     
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  9. This turned up in an Ipswich newspaper.
    The town must be full of them......................................

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  10. GAH! Warn us before you do that next time!
     
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  11. Shit call the zoo!!!
     
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  12. That is fricken hilarious :p :p :p
     
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  13. When did they make Ipswich a nature reserve???????? :grin:
     
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  14. There has been a campaign going for awhile now to build a wall around it to keep the ba$tards in. :shock:
     
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  15. Sounds like town called Maroopna, just outside Shepparton in Vic.
    It's where they put the REALLY stupid ones.........
     
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  16. bogan monopoly

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  17. This is what the best dressed pregnant bogans and getting married in this year.

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  18. KillitWithFireAliens.

    Esp for the 2nd one.
     
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  19. :shock: :shock: :shock:

    That was disturbing :shock:
     
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  20. I'm rully disappointed. No one has mentioned the town that epitomises Bogan style - Moe! (pronounced Moh-ee for all you non-Vics)

    Having spent 17 years in Gippsland - the last 10 of which were working at the Newborough (a suburb of Moe) Campus of Central Gippsland TAFE I can safely vouch for the fact that while the other Latrobe Valley towns of Morwell and Traralgon have a ready supply of bogans, Moe has well above the national average.

    The first weekend we were in the Valley we went shopping - my wife commented that she'd never seen the interesting fashion choice of trackie daks and high-heels before.

    In case there are any Moe residents reading this, I must admit that there are normal sensitive, intelligent people living in Moe (and I know both of them :p ) but it has a significant number of mullet-haired chainsmoking tattooed flanellete wearing bogans (and the blokes are even worse).
    :LOL:
     
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