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The death of Robin Hood

Discussion in 'Jokes and Humour' started by hornet, Sep 5, 2005.

  1. Robin Hood had come to the end of his life, and had gathered all his merry men around him to hear his last words and his instructions regarding his burial.
    He called to Little John and said "Bring me my bow and one arrow".
    Little John complied, although a bit puzzled.
    Robin jacked himself up on one elbow and said "I'm going to fire this arrow into the air, and where it lands, that's where I want you to bury me."
    The merry men nodded sadly as Robin called on his last reserves of strength, pulled back his mighty ash bow and loosed the arrow on its way. He then fell back on the bed, dead.

    So they buried him on top of the wardrobe.
  2. bah, ive never seen a wardrobe in sherwood forest.
  3. I think I might change my vote on the other topic. That was awful.
  4. yeah thats pretty bad.
  5. Bring back the Larma, negative 1 for you...... :LOL: :LOL:
  6. I hereby unreservedly apologise for the Robin Hood joke. I promise I won't tell it again......
  7. Yeh, you swine, you stole one of MY favourite jokes....

    (but at least you got caned for telling it rather than me so maybe it worked out well in the end)
  8. Well, I had a bit of a giggle.