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The dam

Discussion in 'Jokes and Humour' at netrider.net.au started by Bluey, Apr 5, 2006.

  1. An elderly man had owned a large property for several years. He had a dam in one of the lower paddocks where he had planted mango and avocado trees. The dam had been fixed up for swimming when it was built and he also had some picnic tables placed there in the shade of the fruit trees.
    One evening the old farmer decided to go down to the dam to look it over, as he hadn't been there for a while.He grabbed a ten litre bucket to bring back some fruit. As he neared the dam, he heard voices shouting and laughing with glee.As he came closer he saw it was a bunch of young women skinny-dipping in his dam. He made the women aware of his presence and they all went to the deep end. one of the women shouted to him, "We're not coming out until you leave!"
    The old man frowned, "I didn't come down here to watch you ladies swim naked or make you get out of the dam naked."
    Holding the bucket up he said, "I'm here to feed the crocodile."



    Moral: Old men may walk slow, but they can still think fast.
     
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  2. :LOL: :LOL: :LOL:
    Like it :grin:
     
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  3. Classic, bluey, I love it :LOL:
     
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  4. Very funny. :LOL:
     
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  5. love it :D
     
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  6. hahahaha :LOL: :LOL:
    it sweet as
     
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  7. fuuunnnyyy :LOL: :LOL: :LOL:
     
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  8. :rofl: Good one bluey

    I would've just stolen their clothes and set up a webcam :?
     
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