Welcome to Netrider ... Connecting Riders!

Interested in talking motorbikes with a terrific community of riders?
Signup (it's quick and free) to join the discussions and access the full suite of tools and information that Netrider has to offer.

The correct way to arrive home drunk!!!

Discussion in 'Jokes and Humour' at netrider.net.au started by Kraven, Feb 23, 2006.

  1. Two married friends are out drinking one night, when one turns to the other and says, "You know, I don't know what else to do. Whenever I go home after we've been out drinking, I turn the headlights off before I get to the driveway. I shut off the engine and coast into the garage. Take my shoes off before I go into the house, I sneak up the stairs, get undressed in the bathroom, stick my foot in the toilet and pee down my leg to prevent splashing sounds. I ease into bed and my wife STILL wakes up, and yells at me for staying out so late!

    His friend looks at him and says "Well, you're obviously taking the wrong approach. I screech into the driveway, slam the door, storm up the steps, pee hard into the toilet water, then use the full flush, throw my shoes in the closet, undress in the bedroom, then jump into bed, slap her on the ass and say!, WHO'S HORNY????!!!" and she acts like she's sound asleep!
    Works every time!!! :wink:


     
     Top
  2. Love it.

    Cant say i've heard of putting your foot in the toilet and pissing down your leg before. :LOL: :LOL: :LOL:
     
     Top
  3. :shock: :shock: :shock: :shock: :shock:
     
     Top