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The Buffalo Theory

Discussion in 'Jokes and Humour' started by bass_player, Mar 24, 2006.

  1. A herd of buffalo can only move as fast as the slowest buffalo. And when the herd is hunted, it is the slowest and weakest ones at the back that are killed first. This natural selection is good for the herd as a whole, because the general speed and health of the group keeps improving by the regular killing of the weakest members.
    In much the same way, the human brain can only operate as fast as the slowest brain cells. Now, as we know, excessive intake of alcohol kills brain cells. Naturally it attacks the slowest and weakest brain cells first. In this way, regular consumption of beer eliminates the weaker brain cells, making the brain a faster and more efficient machine. That is also why you always feel smarter after a few beers! :grin:

  2. And you were sober when you made this post, so you can't be that smart :p