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The Bride's Sister

Discussion in 'Jokes and Humour' started by Seany, May 5, 2005.

  1. I was happy. My girlfriend and I had been dating for
    over a year, and so we decided to get married.
    My parents helped us in every way, my friends
    encouraged me, and my girlfriend was a dream.
    There was only one thing bothering me, very much
    indeed, and that one thing was her younger sister.
    My prospective sister-in-law was 20 years of age, wore
    tight mini skirts and low cut blouses.
    She would bend down when quite near me and I got many a
    pleasant View of her underwear.
    I spent a great deal of time thinking about this---she
    never did it when she was near anyone else.
    One day little sister called and asked me to come over
    to check the wedding invitations.
    She was alone when I arrived. She whispered to me that
    soon I was be married, and she had feelings and desires for me
    that she couldn't overcome, and really didn't want to overcome.
    She told me she wanted to make love to me just once
    before I got married and committed my life to her sister.
    I was in total shock and couldn't say a word. She said
    "I'm going upstairs to my bedroom, and if you want to go ahead with
    it just come up and get me".
    I was stunned, frozen in shock as I watched her go up
    the stairs. When she reached the top she pulled down her panties and
    threw them down the stairs at me.
    I stood there a moment, then turned and went straight
    to the front door.I opened the door and stepped out of the house. I
    walked straight to my car.
    My future father-in-law was standing outside. With
    tears in his eyes he hugged me and said,
    "We are very happy that you have passed our little
    test. We couldn't ask for a better man for our daughter.
    Welcome to the family".

    The moral of the story is.....:
    Always keep your condoms in your car. :LOL:

  2. bahahahahahahahah

  3. :LOL: :LOL: thats classic... :applause: :applause: