A guy orders a lager. The barman fills the glass and slides it down the bar. It hits the blonde woman's tits and splashes all over them... The barman goes over, retrieves the glass and licks the lager off her tits. Each time the guy calls for another lager this happens. So after his third lager, he decides to help the barman out. The next time the barman hit her tits, the man jumps up and starts to lick her tits . . . and she decks him! He is laying on the floor moaning, 'Jeez woman... Why do you let the barman do it?' 'Duh,' says the blonde, 'He has a licker licence!'