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The Blind Salesman

Discussion in 'Jokes and Humour' at netrider.net.au started by iMac, Sep 4, 2007.

  1. A woman goes into BigW to buy a rod and reel for her grandson's birthday.
    She doesn't know which one to get, so she just grabs one and goes over to
    The counter.

    The BigW salesman is standing there, wearing dark glasses.
    She says, "Excuse me. Can you tell me anything about this rod and reel?"

    He says, "Madam, I'm completely blind; but, if you'll drop it on the
    Counter, I can tell you everything you need to know about it from the
    Sound it makes."

    She doesn't believe him but drops it on the counter anyway.
    He says, "That's a two metre Shakespeare graphite rod with a Zebco 404
    Reel and 5-kg.Test line. It's a good all around combination, and it's on
    Sale this week for $44."

    She says, "It's amazing that you can tell all that just by the sound of it
    Dropping on the counter. I'll take it!"

    As she opens her purse, her credit card drops on the floor.
    "Oh, that sounds like a Visa card,†he says.

    As the lady bends down to pick up the card, she accidentally farts.
    At first she is really embarrassed but then realizes there is no way the
    Blind salesman could tell it was she who had farted.

    The man rings up the sale and says, "That'll be $58.50 please."
    The woman is totally confused by this and asks, "Didn't you tell me it was
    On sale for $44. How did you get to $58.50?"

    "The Duck Caller is $11 and the Fish Bait is $3.50."
  2. yup.

    its been 10 days since that was last posted lol


    not to be a pain, but maybe check wats already up before u post 31 thousand jokes from ur last forum, considering ima guessing most of em are just copy n paste. its not the funniest the second time round :p

    welcome aboard anyway :)
  3. My apologies.......being new, I didn't check all the posts (there are lots).....there may me more duplicate posts.....I'm apologising in advance :grin: