Ok, hears the premis, take a psalm or a section of the bible, Qur'an, Tanakh, etc and re write it with a bike rider angle. And to state up front i'm an athiest so i have no fear of going to hell for doing this other than bad gramer and spelling LOL Psalm 23 (A psalm by Woodsy.) The Good Leader The leader is my shepherd, I shall not be in want. They makes me ride on twisty roads, they leads me beside fast corners, they restores my soul. They guides me on roads of righteousness (and lefteousness) before there TEC. Even though I ride through the valley of the shadow of cages, I will fear no Harleys, for you are with me; your helmet and your jacket, they comfort me. You prepare a ride before me in the presence of my mates. You annoint my head with oil (full synthetic 10w50); my fueltank overflows. Surely goodness and love will follow me all the days of my life, and I will dwell in the house of the Netrider forever.