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The best pubs

Discussion in 'Jokes and Humour' at netrider.net.au started by Tim^, Jan 11, 2008.

  1. Y'know," said the Scotsman, "I still prefer the pubs back home in Glasgow...

    there's a little bar called McTavish's. Now the landlord there goes out of his way for the locals so much that when you buy 4 drinks he will buy the 5th drink for you."

    "Well," said the Englishman, "at my local, the Red Lion, the barman there will buy you your 3rd drink after you buy the first 2."

    "Ahhhhh, that's nothing", said the Irishman. "Back home in Dublin there's Ryan's Bar. Now the moment you set foot in the place they'll buy you a drink, then another, all the drinks you like. Then when you've had enough drinks they'll take you upstairs and see that you get laid. All on the house."

    The Englishman and Scotsman immediately scorn the Irishman's claims, but he swears every word is true.

    "Well," said the Englishman, "did this actually happen to you?"

    "Not me meself, personally, no," said the Irishman...."But it did happen to me sister!"
  2. Well thats a good one that I hadnt heard before!
  3. :rofl:

    Very, very funny!
  4. I think I was there that night.

  5. Didn't see that coming ...