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the bathtub test...

Discussion in 'Jokes and Humour' started by Azz, Jun 20, 2006.

  1. During a visit to the mental asylum, a visitor asked
    the Director what the criterion was which defined
    whether or not a patient should be institutionalized.

    "Well," said the Director, "we fill up a bathtub, then
    we offer a teaspoon, a teacup and a bucket to the
    patient and ask him or her to empty the bathtub."

    "Oh, I understand," said the visitor. "A normal person
    would use the bucket because it's bigger than the
    spoon or the teacup.

    "No." said the Director, "A normal person would pull
    the plug. Do you want a bed near the window?"

  2. Hahaha, even when I read that I thought 'I would use the bucket!' :LOL: got me
  3. ahh but the plug is the lazy mans way of draining a bath tub... lowsy bucket : :oops: :cry:
  4. :LOL: I was thinking the bucket as well... damn trick questions, gotta go and institutionalise myself now :wink:
  5. pffft you didn't get me with that one! :grin:
  6. I still don't know how I fell for it... normally I don't fall for the trick questions, honest :wink:

    They don't give us much recreation time here in the instituition so I better get back to my straight jacket and padded room :p
  7. what if the bath water was really hot or really cold??

    dammit it got me :p
  8. I'll take the window :)
  9. hmmm, it got me the first time it was posted.....
  10. Then you would ask for a tea bag and some milk and sugar :LOL:
  11. Call me a sour old fart, but isn't the correct answer...

    "I don't want a bucket or a teaspoon. Empty your own bath, you lazy bastard"
  12. You are a sour old fart, Mark.
  13. I'll take a bed near the window with a nice view thanks.

  14. With all these water restrictions in place you really should use your bath water to water your plants :?
  15. yeah that's why I was thinking of the bucket too... honest :wink:
  16. Well it is what we did with the last bath we filled, so I think the doc should get to choose if he wanted the window or not :LOL:
  17. Well the view from my window is amazing... you should come and see it sometime, but just be careful when filling out the visitor forms at the front desk :wink: