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The Bacon Tree - Warning - this is REALLY bad!

Discussion in 'Jokes and Humour' started by Greydog, Nov 27, 2012.

  1. Two Mexicans are stuck in the desert after crossing into the United States , wandering aimlessly and starving. They are about to just lie down and wait for death, when all of a sudden Luis says:

    "Hey Pepe, do you smell what I smell. Ees bacon, I theenk."

    "Is, Luis, eet sure smell like bacon. "

    With renewed hope they struggle up the next sand dune, & there, in the distance, is a tree loaded with bacon.

    There's raw bacon, there's fried bacon, back bacon, double smoked bacon, every imaginable kind of cured pork.

    "Pepe, Pepe, we ees saved! Ees a bacon tree!"

    "Luis, maybe ees a meerage? We ees in the desert don't forget."

    "Pepe, since when deed you ever hear of a meerage that smell like bacon? Ees no meerage, ees a bacon tree!"

    With that, Luis staggers towards the tree. He gets to within 5 meters, Pepe crawling close behind, when suddenly a machine gun opens up, and Luis drops like a wet sock. Mortally wounded, he warns Pepe with his dying breath:

    "Pepe, go back man, you was right, ees not a bacon tree!"

    "Luis, Luis mia migo, what ees it? "

    "Pepe ees not a bacon tree. Ees...






    Ees.... a ham bush."
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  3. Yeah, but you read it in a Mexican accent, didn't you?
  4. WOW, that is incredibly :poop:
  5. OK, I've put a warning in the title. Read at your peril.
  6. That was excellent.