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Discussion in 'Jokes and Humour' started by Tweetster, Apr 12, 2010.

  1. The Rugby League Player

    A very tall man walks into a bar and a woman recognises him as a real rugby league player.

    They start to talk and eventually go back to his place.

    They start to kiss, and the man takes off his shirt.

    On his arm, he has a tattoo that says REEBOK.

    "What's that for?" the woman questions.

    "Oh, I have this so that when I'm on TV, people will see my tattoo and Reebok pays me."

    Then the man takes off his trousers and on his leg, he has a tattoo that says NIKE.

    'What's that?' the woman questions again.

    "Just like the Reebok tattoo, I get paid when this tattoo is seen on TV."

    Then the man drops his underwear and on his manhood, he has a tattoo that says AIDS.

    The woman screams, "Don't tell me you have AIDS?"

    The man replies: "No, no.......Calm down.

    It will say ADIDAS in a minute...”